RIP Pedophile

FOR THOSE FANS WHO THINK I'M AN ASSHOLE; HERE'S A STAMP FOR YOU. [link] Now spare me your tl;dr and fave that.

EDIT: Comments disabled because your tears from your constant BAWWWWWing is getting my message inbox wet. And stop putting up links. It could lead to something else and you're just lying your ass off.

Late, but fuck it.

Copypasta from a previous rant.

"Did the leader of the free world die or something? The return of the MESSIAH would not bring this much network coverage.

LOLWUT. Previous to Jackson dying, he was a pedophile everyone made fun of. Now that he's dead he's some icon? That's bullshit.

I'm not going to glorify a guy who molested kids. If he weren't famous, would we be doing the same thing? No! We'd be going "Good riddance, another child molester off the mortal coil, hope he's enjoying the fires of the underworld!"

And I live in the Los Angeles area, I'm so sick of Michael Jackson coverage. I can't even go get cosplaying supplies because it's right by the Staples Center and I'll be beaten down by rabid fans.

You know, millions of people die every day. Thousands in Africa die of preventable illnesses, children are being forced to work in mines, North Korea is waving their missiles around, and we're fighting a war. But hey, stop the world, Michael Jackson died!"